Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic