Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use?

Ill-gotten gains

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic