Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here