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Netflix and Krill
Because they hunt whales.
Marry a net maker
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!
To get to the other tide.
We're not sure, its a deep subject....
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.
The other whale didn't humpback.
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An orcastra
They're huge blubbermouths.
At a whale weigh station
Netflix and krill.
Free Willy
Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)
A whale-barrow!
Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.
On Whale Weigh Scales.
A: I didn't do it on porpoise.
A whale-weigh station!
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
Whale whale whale, what do we have here
His diet was krill-in him.
An Orcastra
Marry her.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
A whale with a table taped to it.
With their fish fingers.
At the whale weigh station of course.
Whale of fortune !
Because he had flippers!
queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.
You can't keep a good man down !
They both watch whales.
You didn't pop out of a toaster.
Start in England and drive West.
A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
You wave hello!
An antique !
Has-beens.
Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.
A pilot, of course.
Because they were written by women.
Because he came second.
If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.
Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.
A speedo
Get out of my son!
It just ran out of juice.
It grows a Moostache.
Battle Royale with cheese