Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
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Netflix and Krill
Because they hunt whales.
Marry a net maker
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!
To get to the other tide.
We're not sure, its a deep subject....
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.
The other whale didn't humpback.
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They're huge blubbermouths.
At a whale weigh station
Netflix and krill.
Free Willy
Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)
A whale-barrow!
Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.
On Whale Weigh Scales.
A: I didn't do it on porpoise.
A whale-weigh station!
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
Whale whale whale, what do we have here
His diet was krill-in him.
An Orcastra
Marry her.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
A whale with a table taped to it.
With their fish fingers.
At the whale weigh station of course.
Whale of fortune !
Because he had flippers!
queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.
You can't keep a good man down !
They both watch whales.
You didn't pop out of a toaster.
Start in England and drive West.
v2 Allah's Snackbar.
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He wax off
He kept trying to tune her G string.
It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
You see a woman learn her place.
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
Diet coke has better advertising.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
He was already suspended.
Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.
A humpback.
Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)
Nothing, they just waved.
