Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach