Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.