Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Flat Tire Jokes More Flat Tire Jokes

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .