How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

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Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Flat Tire Jokes More Flat Tire Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

Asparagus Jokes More Asparagus Jokes

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.