The truck can only take the load from behind where as the whore can take it from anywhere.
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You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
It got hit by a truck
Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
they all fell off a truck.
Nice.
Because they're usually found on trucks.
hit by a car.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
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You get your wife, truck, and land back.
Because he got hit by a truck!
Because they can only semi retire.
Everywhere.
He was hit by a truck.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Truck.
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Lorrypops.
A cheesy pickup line
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
A Transporter
He got hit by a truck...
with asparagus...
Because he was hit by a truck
Bernard pushed him under a truck...
A skeleTon
A log n truck.
tep on the brake tupid
Moussaka
A: Lawn chair.
Pickup lines
Photons
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Drink, Pray, Truck
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
A pig up truck
A good days hunting.
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself
Too much work.
High maintenance
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Amputee
Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5
He drank coffee before it was cool.
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
You debunk it.
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
A: He was hit by a bus
Sure, Bert!
