What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.