What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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What kid blows you and gets you all wet?

El Nio

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.