What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.