Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.