Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.