Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up