They both let me stick it in only one place.
Let's Rock and Roll.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
I couldn’t turn it down.
Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
Both just got hacked
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
To get to a place you've probably never heard of.
The mexican border.
The rightful owner of both is white
They don't work out.