What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.