Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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What do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like - he can't hear you.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."