Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.