Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why was the chicken happy?

A: Everything was eggcellent.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)