Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.