Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

quack

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

A: Oh-lay!

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone