Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains?

A Forgoat.

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Latvian Man Jokes More Latvian Man Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.