Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Latvian Man Jokes More Latvian Man Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.