What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions