What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

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What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.