Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

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How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed