How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.