Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)