Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!