Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.