What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.