Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine?

I'll be black.

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.