Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.