How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.