How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ?

Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people..