How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment