What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !