100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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Pure-eh

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.