100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !