100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !