What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

100 Mph Jokes More 100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !