What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

100 Mph Jokes More 100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !