What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Where does a divine beaver live?

A God Dam!

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!