What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!