What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

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How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?

They're all living under Iraq

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What do you call a spelling mistake on a map?

A topographical error.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.