Because they are all Targets.
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Iran
In Iraq.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
They're all living under Iraq
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Both of them are hard to pull out of.
Because there are too many targets.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
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A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself
The Kurds have their ways
A Cheese Kurd.
For giving arms to Iraq.
Men behaving Baghdadly.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Because they live under Iraq.
They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.
Because he asked for Ice-es
He answered: "Iran"
It's just so hard to pull out.
The drone.
A map.
Bristol Palin.
A: Duck.
Iran, Iraq, I lost
Well actually, I-ran
Because they're like Iraq.
A:A refund.
because there is a target in every corner.
Because there's a Target on every corner
To switch sides
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Rough...
A: A statue of a dog!
Look at all that ash...
Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
The NBA
NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)
Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
Because of the tele-ban.
An American drone.
Because his mixtape was to die for...
There's no place like cd "