Because there's a Target on every corner
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Because there are too many targets.
Your moms place of employment
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."
Because they're constantly drilling for oil.
The Allahu ak-Bar
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
A: Because there are too many Targets
