What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "