What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

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Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.