How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama?

Squirming-ham

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"