Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

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Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

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Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....