Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor