Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

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Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.