Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

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An ice Kareem clone

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.