Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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I'm udderly freezing!

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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They have to find babysitters for their wives.

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

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he threw out the W's

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

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What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.