Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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Yoko Uno

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because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.