Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.