Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks