Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!