They can't croco-dial the phones.
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Coffee Mug
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
The ghoulscorer.
Just one. From Chuck Norris.
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
None she is the joke
She wanted to be the center of attention.
Body centered cubic
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I don't know either he told me to askew!"
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
A drama-dairy.
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."
An in-vest-igator!
Professional courtesy
It was the knight time
They storm the baaaastille.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!
A: They're doing research on black holes.
Because there are too many targets.
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
The New York Jets.
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
The New York jets.
The New York Jets ( )
San Diego."
Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.
