They can't croco-dial the phones.
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Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
The ghoulscorer.
Just one. From Chuck Norris.
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
None she is the joke
She wanted to be the center of attention.
Body centered cubic
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I don't know either he told me to askew!"
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
A drama-dairy.
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."
You planet early.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
A cheesy pun.
Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.
Weasley twins are 50% off
Just order them without liver."
A zoo-t suit!
San Diego.
There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.
A little shellfish! I'll
They storm the baaaastille.
It was the knight time
Because it had a hole in the middle.
Michael Brown
