What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

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How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.