What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

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What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke