What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

H Jokes More H Jokes

Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid