What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

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How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

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