What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

H Jokes More H Jokes

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

Lame Joke Haploid