Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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An aneurysm.

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Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.