How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it