How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.