How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers