What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.