What are two letters a Brit can't live ...

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What's the difference between being artistic and autistic?

Just one letter.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

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How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.