What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm