How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.