Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"