Alarmed.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
So he can kick out at 2.
They SETI their alarm-y
Pound an alarm
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Because the owner entered the correct code.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
So he could wake up inside.
It is always look but don't touch.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
Nothing lmao bees cant learn.
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
A gun has one trigger.
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
A snooker table
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
