Alarmed.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
So he can kick out at 2.
They SETI their alarm-y
Pound an alarm
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Because the owner entered the correct code.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
It is always look but don't touch.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
A gun actually does something when triggered.
Bigfoot is occasionally sighted
And elevator can raise kids
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
John Cenile.
John Cena.
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
My phone is turned off.
